Ask Your Mom Tee
Black / XS
$30.00
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Ask Your Mom Tee
$30.00
He knows. She knows. Now everyone knows.
Why did Sir Don get invited to every PTA meeting? Why does your mum go red when his name comes up? Don't ask him. Ask your mum.
This is the slogan that started a thousand family arguments, now on a tee. "ASK YOUR MUM" sits across the chest in a bold sticker-style bar, and the O is Sir Don's face mid-gasp, mouth wide open, as if he's just been caught. It's cheeky, it's loud, and it guarantees a double take wherever you go.
THE DETAILS
- Soft heavyweight cotton tee
- Bold "ASK YOUR MUM" sticker graphic with Sir Don's shocked face as the O
- Sticker bar in Electric Blue, Hot Pink, Red or Yellow
- Black outline and white border so it stands out on black or white
- High-quality print that survives the wash (and the family group chat)
- Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–XXL
- Available in Black and White
WHY YOU NEED IT
Because some questions are better left unanswered. Because Christmas dinner needs a talking point. And because when your mates ask where you got it, there's only one answer...
Ask your mum. 💋
2027 Calender Limited Edition.
Only 100 exist. Every one is hand-signed by Sir Don himself.
He's waxed his moustache, he's pulled on the rainbow knit, and he's posed his heart out for 12 months straight. This is the calendar your mum will pretend she didn't order.
Only 100 available. Once they're gone, they're gone. Each calendar is personally signed by Sir Don, numbered, and kissed with love (not literally, we checked with legal).
Born to gallop. Destined to sparkle.
Some men are born great. Some achieve greatness. And some put on a rainbow knit jumper, pull on matching briefs and simply become greatness.
This is Sir Don Jesus.
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