{"product_id":"sirdon-knitwear-sweater","title":"SirDon Knitwear Sweater","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd\"\u003e\n  \u003cstyle\u003e\n    .sd-pd{--sd-ink:#1d1d1f;--sd-muted:#6e6e73;--sd-line:#e5e5ea;--sd-pink:#ff4fa3;color:var(--sd-ink);font-family:inherit;max-width:760px;line-height:1.6;font-size:15px}\n    .sd-pd *{box-sizing:border-box}\n    .sd-pd__stripe{height:6px;border-radius:3px;margin:0 0 18px;background:linear-gradient(90deg,#2f4aa8 0 22%,#93acdb 22% 30%,#d9473e 30% 48%,#f29bb8 48% 56%,#e9c45a 56% 74%,#93acdb 74% 82%,#f29bb8 82% 100%)}\n    .sd-pd__drop{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:0 0 14px}\n    .sd-pd__tag{display:inline-block;font-size:11px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;padding:6px 11px;border-radius:999px;background:var(--sd-ink);color:#fff}\n    .sd-pd__tag--pink{background:var(--sd-pink)}\n    .sd-pd__tag--line{background:transparent;color:var(--sd-ink);border:1.5px solid var(--sd-ink)}\n    .sd-pd__lead{font-size:18px;font-weight:700;line-height:1.4;margin:0 0 10px}\n    .sd-pd p{margin:0 0 14px}\n    .sd-pd h4{font-size:13px;font-weight:800;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:22px 0 10px}\n    .sd-pd__list{list-style:none;padding:0;margin:0;display:grid;gap:8px}\n    .sd-pd__list li{display:flex;gap:10px;align-items:flex-start}\n    .sd-pd__list li::before{content:\"\";flex:0 0 10px;height:10px;margin-top:7px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--sd-pink)}\n    .sd-pd__list li:nth-child(5n+1)::before{background:#2f4aa8}\n    .sd-pd__list li:nth-child(5n+2)::before{background:#d9473e}\n    .sd-pd__list li:nth-child(5n+3)::before{background:#e9c45a}\n    .sd-pd__list li:nth-child(5n+4)::before{background:#93acdb}\n    .sd-pd__grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:14px;margin-top:20px}\n    @media (max-width:600px){.sd-pd__grid{grid-template-columns:1fr}}\n    .sd-pd__card{border:1px solid var(--sd-line);border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px}\n    .sd-pd__card h4{margin:0 0 6px}\n    .sd-pd__card p,.sd-pd__card ul{margin:0;color:var(--sd-muted);font-size:14px}\n    .sd-pd__card ul{padding-left:18px}\n    .sd-pd__warn{margin-top:18px;padding:12px 16px;border-radius:12px;background:#fff0f7;border:1px dashed var(--sd-pink);font-size:13px;font-style:italic}\n    .sd-pd__sg-title{font-size:20px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:.02em;margin:34px 0 10px;text-transform:uppercase}\n    .sd-pd__scroll{overflow-x:auto;-webkit-overflow-scrolling:touch;border:1px solid var(--sd-line);border-radius:12px}\n    .sd-pd table{width:100%;min-width:540px;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;text-align:center;margin:0}\n    .sd-pd th{background:var(--sd-ink);color:#fff;font-weight:700;padding:10px 8px;font-size:12px;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.04em;line-height:1.25}\n    .sd-pd th span{color:var(--sd-pink);font-weight:800}\n    .sd-pd td{padding:10px 8px;border-top:1px solid var(--sd-line);line-height:1.2}\n    .sd-pd td small{display:block;color:var(--sd-muted);font-size:11px;margin-top:2px}\n    .sd-pd tbody tr:nth-child(even){background:#f7f7f9}\n    .sd-pd td:first-child{font-weight:800}\n    .sd-pd__card b{color:var(--sd-pink)}\n    .sd-pd__note{font-size:12px;color:var(--sd-muted);margin-top:12px}\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__stripe\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__drop\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sd-pd__tag sd-pd__tag--pink\"\u003ePre-order · Ships Nov 1st 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sd-pd__tag\"\u003eLimited edition · Only 100 made\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"sd-pd__tag sd-pd__tag--line\"\u003eAs seen on 57M+ views\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sd-pd__lead\"\u003eThe jumper that broke the internet. 57 million views later, you can finally own the exact knit that made Sir Don a global sex icon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eChunky, cosy and dangerously striped, this is the one he wears to gallop like a stallion, strut like a unicorn and make your mum blush. Put it on and feel the power. Side effects may include compliments, staring and spontaneous hair flicks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch4\u003eWhy you need it\u003c\/h4\u003e\n  \u003cul class=\"sd-pd__list\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe real deal.\u003c\/strong\u003e The iconic Sir Don stripe in royal blue, sky blue, tomato red, candy pink and sunshine yellow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChunky rib knit.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick, soft and properly cosy, with ribs you can actually see.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitted sleeves.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tapered to snug ribbed cuffs, so nothing flaps about when you point dramatically at the sky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStriped rib trims.\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-stripe cuffs and hem, plus a royal blue crew neck with red and pink tipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatched stripes.\u003c\/strong\u003e They line up at the seams, because Sir Don doesn't do sloppy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed fit.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for a belly and a big personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__grid\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eSoft acrylic \/ wool blend knit\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eAnti-pill finish, pre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eUS sizing: XS – 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch4\u003eFit\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eTrue to size for a relaxed fit. Size down for a snug Sir Don fit, or size up for maximum cosiness. See the size guide below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eHand wash cold or use a gentle wool cycle. Dry flat. Don't tumble dry, unless you want to share it with a smaller, less famous friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch4\u003ePre-order \u0026amp; shipping\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003ePre-orders ship from November 1st 2026, then tracked delivery in 7–10 days. Only 100 made, so once they're gone, they're gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__warn\"\u003eWarning: wearing this jumper may result in being mistaken for a celebrity. Sir Don accepts no responsibility.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3 class=\"sd-pd__sg-title\"\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__stripe\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__scroll\"\u003e\n    \u003ctable\u003e\n      \u003cthead\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFits chest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest width\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(A)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBody length\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(B)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eShoulder\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(C)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(D)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/thead\u003e\n      \u003ctbody\u003e\n        \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32–34\"\u003csmall\u003e81–86 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cm\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29½\"\u003csmall\u003e75 cm\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31½\"\u003csmall\u003e80 cm\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28½\"\u003csmall\u003e72 cm\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\"\u003csmall\u003e61 cm\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__grid\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sd-pd__card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch4\u003eHow we measure\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA\u003c\/b\u003e Chest: armpit to armpit, laid flat\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eB\u003c\/b\u003e Length: top of shoulder to hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eC\u003c\/b\u003e Shoulder: seam to seam\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eD\u003c\/b\u003e Sleeve: shoulder seam to 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Between sizes? Size up for cosy, size down for a snug Sir Don fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"sd-pd__note\"\u003eUS sizing. Garment measurements taken laid flat. 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