{"product_id":"sir-don-christmas-jumper","title":"Sir Don Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta's naughtiest little helper has arrived.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eForget Rudolph. This Christmas, Sir Don is the star on top of the tree. Our cheekiest elf is doing a can-can kick under the mistletoe, pouting for a kiss, and ready to cause chaos at every work do, family dinner and Boxing Day pub crawl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt comes in classic Christmas red or festive green. The cosy Fair Isle knit has snowflakes, Nordic bands and the only slogan that matters this season: \u003cstrong\u003eLET'S GET ELFED UP.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-05_at_18.36.37.png?v=1791221844\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWarning: wearing this jumper may result in being kissed under the mistletoe, winning the office Christmas jumper contest and getting banned from Nan's house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Fair Isle knit with snowflakes and Nordic patterning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSir Don as a cheeky elf on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"LET'S GET ELFED UP\" in bold white lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs, hem and neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Red and Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, sizes S–XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, cosy and warm, built for mulled wine and bad decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause every Christmas party needs a main character. Because matching red and green with your other half is peak romance. And because Santa's watching, so you might as well give him a show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMerry Christmas from Sir Don. Now let's get elfed up. 💋🎄\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Don Official Merch","offers":[{"title":"Green \/ XS","offer_id":57422678720852,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ S","offer_id":57422678753620,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ M","offer_id":57422678786388,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ L","offer_id":57422678819156,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ XL","offer_id":57422678851924,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422678884692,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":57422678917460,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":57422678950228,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":57422678982996,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":57422679015764,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":57422679048532,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422679081300,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/dd.png?v=1791214256","url":"https:\/\/sirdonmerch.com\/products\/sir-don-christmas-jumper","provider":"Sir Lord Don Jeesus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}