{"product_id":"signature-tee","title":"Signature Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWear his name. Feel his power.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's the autograph every mum in Britain has been queuing for, now on your chest. The Signature Tee has Sir Don's own hand-drawn script in crisp white across the front, sealed with his famous pink kiss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's clean, it's classy, and it's lowkey dangerous. Wear it to the pub, to the school run, or to your cousin's wedding when you want to cause a scene. People will ask who Sir Don is. You'll just smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-05_at_18.36.14.png?v=1791221890\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSir Don signature in bright white with his signature pink kiss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality print built to survive the wash (and the dancefloor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, comfy fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing, S–XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause a plain black tee is boring. Because your ex needs to see you thriving. And because one day, when Sir Don is a household name, you can say you wore him first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSigned, sealed, Sir Don. 💋\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Lord Don Jeesus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":57422156955988,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57422156988756,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57422157021524,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57422157054292,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57422157087060,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422157119828,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":57422157152596,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57422157185364,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57422157218132,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57422157250900,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57422157283668,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422157316436,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/89f238f0ee5743b3827b0eb458c6ef0f.webp?v=1791213407","url":"https:\/\/sirdonmerch.com\/products\/signature-tee","provider":"Sir Lord Don Jeesus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}