{"product_id":"2027-limited-edition-calendar","title":"2027 Limited Edition Calendar","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOnly 100 exist. Every one is hand-signed by Sir Don himself.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHe's waxed his moustache, he's pulled on the rainbow knit, and he's posed his heart out for 12 months straight. This is the calendar your mum will pretend she didn't order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFrom walking out of the sea like a Bond girl to striking poses in a field of daffodils, every month is a new shot of pure, unfiltered Sir Don energy. Hang it in the kitchen. Hang it in the office. Hang it somewhere your nan will definitely see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOnly 100 available.\u003c\/strong\u003e Once they're gone, they're gone. Each calendar is personally signed by Sir Don, numbered, and kissed with love (not literally, we checked with legal).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA4 wall calendar that opens to a full hanging page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 full-colour photo shoots, one for every month of 2027\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBig date grids with space to write in your plans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWire-bound with a built-in hanging hook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeeks start on Monday, and weekends are highlighted in pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-signed by Sir Don on the cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumbered limited edition (#001–#100)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium thick paper stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause January is depressing enough without a chubby icon in a knit jumper keeping you going. Because a signed Sir Don will be worth more than your car one day (probably). And because you'll regret it when number 100 sells out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSigned. Numbered. Limited. Bayang.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Lord Don Jeesus","offers":[{"title":"A4 Landscape","offer_id":57421464174932,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/sirdon_calendar_06_fanned_1080.png?v=1791212753","url":"https:\/\/sirdonmerch.com\/products\/2027-limited-edition-calendar","provider":"Sir Lord Don Jeesus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}