{"title":"Tees","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"originals-tee","title":"Originals Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe one that started it all.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe bob. The gold glasses. The moustache. The pout. The kiss. If you know, you know. If you don't, you will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is the original Sir Don tee: his face, his signature and a lipstick kiss to seal it, printed big and proud on the chest. It's not a slogan or a joke. It's the man himself, the icon who went viral in a rainbow jumper and never looked back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear it to show you were here before the calendar sold out, before the leg warmers went mainstream, and before everyone's mum was asking who he is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-05_at_18.36.14.png?v=1791221890\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 100% cotton with a relaxed, boxy fit \u003cem\u003e(swap in your supplier's spec)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-colour Sir Don face logo and signature print, with a white outline so it pops on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black and white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing from S to XXL, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, and line dry to keep that pout perfect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOriginal. Unbothered. 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Feel his power.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's the autograph every mum in Britain has been queuing for, now on your chest. The Signature Tee has Sir Don's own hand-drawn script in crisp white across the front, sealed with his famous pink kiss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's clean, it's classy, and it's lowkey dangerous. Wear it to the pub, to the school run, or to your cousin's wedding when you want to cause a scene. People will ask who Sir Don is. You'll just smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-05_at_18.36.14.png?v=1791221890\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack heavyweight cotton tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSir Don signature in bright white with his signature pink kiss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality print built to survive the wash (and the dancefloor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, comfy fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing, S–XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause a plain black tee is boring. Because your ex needs to see you thriving. 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