{"title":"Hoodies \u0026 Sweaters","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"sir-don-christmas-jumper","title":"Sir Don Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSanta's naughtiest little helper has arrived.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eForget Rudolph. This Christmas, Sir Don is the star on top of the tree. Our cheekiest elf is doing a can-can kick under the mistletoe, pouting for a kiss, and ready to cause chaos at every work do, family dinner and Boxing Day pub crawl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt comes in classic Christmas red or festive green. The cosy Fair Isle knit has snowflakes, Nordic bands and the only slogan that matters this season: \u003cstrong\u003eLET'S GET ELFED UP.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-05_at_18.36.37.png?v=1791221844\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWarning: wearing this jumper may result in being kissed under the mistletoe, winning the office Christmas jumper contest and getting banned from Nan's house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Fair Isle knit with snowflakes and Nordic patterning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSir Don as a cheeky elf on the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"LET'S GET ELFED UP\" in bold white lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs, hem and neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Red and Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, sizes S–XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, cosy and warm, built for mulled wine and bad decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause every Christmas party needs a main character. Because matching red and green with your other half is peak romance. And because Santa's watching, so you might as well give him a show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMerry Christmas from Sir Don. Now let's get elfed up. 💋🎄\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Don Official Merch","offers":[{"title":"Green \/ XS","offer_id":57422678720852,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ S","offer_id":57422678753620,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ M","offer_id":57422678786388,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ L","offer_id":57422678819156,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ XL","offer_id":57422678851924,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422678884692,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":57422678917460,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":57422678950228,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":57422678982996,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":57422679015764,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":57422679048532,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422679081300,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/dd.png?v=1791214256"},{"product_id":"classic-hoodie","title":"Classic Hoodie","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIR DON — THE CLASSIC HOODIE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe original. The icon. The hoodie your mum keeps \"borrowing\".\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is where it all started. The Sir Don signature runs across the chest in clean white script, sealed with his famous pink kiss. On the back sits the little face logo: bob, glasses, moustache and those lips, so everyone behind you knows exactly who you're repping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's simple, it's iconic, and it goes with everything. Wear it on the school run, to the gym, on a first date or on a lazy Sunday on the sofa. It's cosy enough for the couch and fly enough to pull in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-05_at_18.36.37.png?v=1791221844\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight brushed fleece, soft and warm inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSir Don signature with pink kiss on the chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSir Don face logo on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with drawcords\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pocket for snacks, phone and secrets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S–XXL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black and White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause every icon needs a uniform. Because one hoodie in the wardrobe is never enough. And because when Sir Don takes over the world, you'll want proof you were here from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Classic. Signed, sealed, Sir Don. 💋\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Lord Don Jeesus","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":57422700839252,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57422700872020,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57422700904788,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57422700937556,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57422700970324,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422701003092,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":57422701035860,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57422701068628,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57422701101396,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57422701134164,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57422701166932,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57422701199700,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1082\/1491\/1316\/files\/ff2fc344fecf4af7a934ab6727eba099.webp?v=1791214341"},{"product_id":"ask-your-mom-hoodie","title":"Ask Your Mom Hoodie","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSome questions are best left unanswered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhy does your mom suddenly know all the words to his songs? Why did she start waxing her moustache-loving smile every time he walks by? Don't ask Sir Don. 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